Odysseus and the sexy Sirens

Size: 76 x 102cm
Mixed-media painting on canvas

Sirens (Greek: Σειρῆνες)
we all know sailors are a bunch of randy spunk machines.

So it was only a matter of time
before Sirens came to be, right?

So you’re sailing along horny as can be and
lo-and-behold what have we here a rock covered in
sexy ass bitches.

Except hold on are they also half birds? That’s kinky…

And they sing, they sing nice.
So nice that they lured sailors to their doom
by distracting them and letting them crash their
ships into rocks.

Kind of like when your missus wont stop singing
spice girls at the top of her lungs
in the car and you have to send it into a lamp post
to do humanity a favour…..

If you are in Athens you can collect the painting from my studio instead of paying for the postage. DM me for more info